@dumbbeezie: Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I hate that stupid ditch
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@jackmackenroth: I'm taking my mother-in-law to the new Resident Evil movie because she's staying with me and I love subliminal messages.
@SirEviscerate: There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie.