@rachelle_mandik: Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?
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@nbadag: GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad idea—how'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT
@caliluvgirl77: I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster.
@LackOfShame: I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot.