@AphroditeAfter5: Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq
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@envydatropic: They say all dogs eventually look like their owners........that's unfortunate for your dog
@realHamOnWry: A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else.
@withanewname: The family pet is getting old so we're all pitching in and throwing the dog poop in the neighbors yard when she can't make it over there.
@whatmaddness: Two raccoons reach into a moonlit bag of trash. A moment! Their paws meet. They lock eyes. They hiss and scratch the shit out of each other.