@weinerdog4life: Yes hello 911, I put a smaller microwave inside a bigger microwave and now there's a wormhole in my kitchen
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@shelbyfero: "Make it two if you count my great personality - three if we include my charm! Hahahahaha oh um yes it's a table for one."
@Birdhumms: "Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead" she hexed.
@DanMentos: "Bob's here" Bob the surgeon or Bob who just pretends he's a surgeon? "We only know one Bob and he's an accountant" *arm falls off*
@BradBroaddus: It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window.