@weinerdog4life: Yes hello 911, I put a smaller microwave inside a bigger microwave and now there's a wormhole in my kitchen
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@tiffpats4eva: Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat.
@scorpicpanda: When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff.
@GregDorris: "Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks combined." - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark.