@Jandalize: Yes, I have a fitness app. I use it to time how long it takes the pizza delivery guy to get here.
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@ThRealBallsDeep: I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position.
@wickedsuga: I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
@rachelle_mandik: CHILD: goodnight earth, goodnight stars, goodnight orb MOM: no it's goodnight moon, honey ORB: t h i s c h i l d w i l l b e s p a r e d
@Vodkantots: I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already.