@VaChina1: Yes I have exams.
No, I'm not easily distracted.
Yes, my shadow is interesting.
@tastefactory: Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security?
"The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"
@VeganZebra: Bully: Give me your lunch money
Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money
@PoorEvelyn: Sometimes words just aren't enough.
And that's why we have middle fingers.
@MazMEDEA: Really not sure what's all the fuss about the Queen's #Nazi salute, everyone knows 'Scissors Beat Paper'
Your résumé says you have a "take no prisoners attitude". You know you are applying to be a corrections officer, right?