@VaChina1: Yes I have exams.
No, I'm not easily distracted.
Yes, my shadow is interesting.
@liv_thatsme: If you can't say anything nice, do what I do: say something that seems nice but later, they're like, "hey, that wasn't nice." Buy some time.
@PMTheron1: There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out.
AC/DC: Who's ready to be Thunderstruck?
ME: [from front row] IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE STRUCK BY THUNDER!
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she?
Me: What do you mean?
4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?
@marveljedi: when pennywise said “i’m not real enough for you? it was real enough for georgie” i was like damn alright PETTYwise that was uncalled for