@SoVeryBritish: "Yes, I remember you saying" - Translation: Please stop saying that
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@briangaar: A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around
@Scott_A_Gilmore: I gave up and "folded" the fitted sheet into a rope so I could shimmy down from the 3rd floor to escape folding laundry.
@BastardProphet: 90% of parenting, is saying different variations of "We don't eat waffles with our feet".