@MelvinofYork: Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am.
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@LanieLalaBugs: Yeah yeah "Friends with Benefits" are cool but have you tried "Friends with Batteries"? Less drama!
@weinerdog4life: If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet.
@_Tempo11: My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times