@mydmac: Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous.
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@SteveSuckington: "Why did u jump off that bridge?" My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?" Yes. I literally just said that
@LindaInDisguise: I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing.
@doublewenis: Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him.
@Mr_Kapowski: Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!