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@KeetPotato: Yes, I'd like to return this pizza

"is there a problem, sir?"

*opens box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON

"sir, you've opened the box upside-down"

Yes, I’d like to return this pizza

“is there a problem, sir?”

*opens box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON

“sir, you’ve opened the box upside-down”

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