@divyne_mess: Yes I'll watch your kid,but if you don't pick her up on time, I'm telling her there's no Santa Claus.
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@AddledPixie: "Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight.
@CulturedRuffian: INSTRUCTIONS: 1) Feed a cold. 2) Starve a fever. 3) Make fever watch cold eat. 4) Tell cold he’s a good boy. 5) Look at fever with disdain.
@Manali_Shetye5: Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?