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@murrman5: yes lassie?
"bark"
Timmy's in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn't get mad
"bark"
smart

yes lassie?
“bark”
Timmy’s in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn’t get mad
“bark”
smart

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