@OneLastStranger: Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro
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@DaddyJew: IT:have you deleted your cookies? Me:yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT:is there somebody else I could talk to?
@Mirth_Quake: Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'
@comer310: Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go.
@Carbosly: Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.