@OneLastStranger: Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro
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@hazelmotes1: Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many.
@Rollinintheseat: *Goes to bakery to try wedding cake samples* Baker: "When is your wedding?" Me: *with mouthful of cake* "What wedding?"
@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".