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@PandAmonnia: "YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You've been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!"

*mom leaves crust on so you'll finally move out*

“YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You’ve been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!” 

*mom leaves crust on so you’ll finally move out*

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