@jbillinson: "Yes Mr. Trump, I took Joe's pocket knife away and we'll get you some new tires for that limo right away, but I can't make him say sorry"
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@Ygrene: Know why I pulled you over? "No sir" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha
@PaperWash: It's not about retweets or followers, it's about alienating your children so they learn to be independent and responsible
@LurkAtHomeMom: When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused.
@jonnysun: this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying