@jbillinson: "Yes Mr. Trump, I took Joe's pocket knife away and we'll get you some new tires for that limo right away, but I can't make him say sorry"
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@noogscorner: Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.
@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@MrsMikePatton: If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?