@AmnesiaRose: Yes you impress me but so does a new set of windshield wipers.
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@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus #GoodFriday
@AndyAsAdjective: HER: I still think you made up that word just so you could win at Scrabble ME: that's ridictacular
@Brianhopecomedy: 5 year old: "That's a big truck!" "It's a moving truck." "ALL TRUCKS MOVE." Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?
@Deno_Tron: Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room