@Cali_Kid_Mike: Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means "Doing the Facebook". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now.
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@MichaelTrying: "He is usually nice and fills my dish, but this morning he stepped on my tail and I made an alarmed high pitched noise." -yelp review
@panmidwest: JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?
@Xalqee: How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?