@LoveNLunchmeat: Yesterday my daughter asked how babies are made, and I gave such a terrible explanation she now thinks babies come from eggs.
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@notalogin: The average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep but it's actually one guy who's chowing down like 7500 a night to make the numbers work
@Im_Tricia: I wish there was a way to tell if this guy is being nice to me because he likes me or if it's just because he's Canadian.
@meganamram: I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though
@UnFitz: The first rule of Swim Club is don’t talk about Swim Club for at least 30 minutes after eating.