@OBiiieeee: Yo son, do you like nachos?
"Hell yeah!"
*son goes in for high 5*
That's good, 'cause I'm nacho real dad
*rejects high 5*
You're adopted lol
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@Contwixt: If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad.
@MrSpoonicorn: *answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back
@DJLIWIKZ: My sons having a few friends stay over tonight Hockey mask *check Chainsaw *check Hopefully this will be the last sleepover for a while
@SwirlySkittles: Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles.
@andylassner: iPhone 6: For people who don't mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
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