@OBiiieeee: Yo son, do you like nachos?
"Hell yeah!"
*son goes in for high 5*
That's good, 'cause I'm nacho real dad
*rejects high 5*
You're adopted lol
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@Ygrene: Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head
@bridger_w: If you're pulled over, wait for the cop to lean down to your window, then use their vulnerability to give them a quick peck on the cheek
@Sickayduh: Dealer: You followed? Geologist: No man. Its cool. *dealer opens trenchcoat and metamorphic rocks fall out Geologist: Gneiss... Gneiss
@FunnyTunes: Me : I have changed my mind. Wife : Hope the new one is working.
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