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@ThaJawn: *downloads Pinterest
*pins tutorial on how to uninstall Pinterest
@UncleBob56: What is it Lassie?
Timmy fell down a well?
Earthquake in LA?
The Russians are coming?
You found a plane?
No? ...Oh, you want another beer.
@Mr_Kapowski: I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed
@osigat: My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint.
@000___000: ♪ I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is ♪