@ThaJawn: *downloads Pinterest *pins tutorial on how to uninstall Pinterest *uninstalls

@UncleBob56: What is it Lassie? Timmy fell down a well? Earthquake in LA? The Russians are coming? You found a plane? No? ...Oh, you want another beer.

@Mr_Kapowski: I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed

@osigat: My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint.

@000___000: ♪ I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is ♪