@Asbo_Unicorn: "YOLO" giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha
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@GensPlace: Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains..
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped you? "You heard the song I was playing?" Cop: Yes I did, and now HERE I AM "ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE"
@TheBeerGuy73: The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
@MomofTeen: When they spot a towel hanging neatly on a rack, teens consider it a personal challenge to rip it down, wad it up & leave it on the floor.