@SharkJelly: Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey
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@bobby: just realized i have no idea what goes on inside a dishwasher after i hit the start button. for all i know there could be a tiny man in there washing each dish by hand.
@rebrafsim: Friend: congrats on the engagement! Do you have a date? Me: I was just gonna bring my fiancée