@SharkJelly: Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey
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@FrenulumBreve: cop: "you're drunk, get out of the car." judas: "bbut I've bbeen on tthe water all night." - [jesus whistles innocently]
@GavinProbably: How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)
@WhaJoTalkinBout: My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine.