@SharkJelly: Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey
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@pleatedjeans: Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning
@VolatileVani: My favorite romcom is Silence of the Lambs and if you tell me it's not a romcom well oh boy have I got a Powerpoint presentation for you.
@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.
@UncleDuke1969: Him: I'm making you Produce Manager. Me: A PLUM assignment! H: ... M: You're a PEACH! H: ... M: Do I start today or TOMATO? H: You're fired.