@SharkJelly: Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey
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@MichaelJTiberi: Why is everyone bragging about how great it is to have kids? I slept till noon today, and the only person who threw up last night was me.
@DurtMcHurtt: CIVIL ENGINEER: ok let's build stuff. UNCIVIL ENGINEER: *smashes popsicle stick bridge*