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@ThingsJackDigs: “You a cop?”

UNDERCOVER COP: No.

“So you wouldn't mind if I … threw these donuts away?”

UC: *sweats profusely*

“You a cop?”

UNDERCOVER COP: No.

“So you wouldn’t mind if I … threw these donuts away?”

UC: *sweats profusely*

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