@KentWGraham: You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.
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@MaraWilson: High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway
@junejuly12: Desks that can easily support a few hundred lbs must have some naughty stories to tell the other desks at break time.
@CulturedRuffian: For Lent I've decided to give up my New Year's Resolutions, now pass the Girl Scout Cookies.
@RorynotRoy: I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash.