@Oshungurl: You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started.
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@AnOrangeSNES: "Jess is coming over" "Jess who indiscriminately murders people or-" *Gets stabbed to death* "Yes"
@SamuelHLowe: If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order.
@WetzelGeek: Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely.