@One_FineMess: You all hate smokers until you need to light a birthday cake…
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@NicestHippo: *runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor
@IntrovertSquad: Friend: wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry.