@Nicholey23: You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.
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@timdonakowski: Starting a new job today. I’m not sure what company, but it’s wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going.
@XplodingUnicorn: My dog loves me, but he also eats his own poop. I don't think I can trust his judgment.
@ruinedpicnic: There's a marble statue of Mr. Peanut sculpted by Michaelangelo in the basement of the Sistine Chapel that only the popes know about