@chinkydeliciae: You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your "hell" is.
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@Rollinintheseat: Person: My name is Mora.” Hawaiian wizard: “Aloha, Mora.” *Door behind her unlocks*
@2p2TrollCat: Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven.