@weinerdog4life: You are all invited to my murder shed, I mean my shed
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@Lovestained555: Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
@cool_as_heck: Me: smells like upyou'refreetogo in here. Cop: what's upyou'refreetogo? Me: *finger guns* catch ya later Cop: aww damn lol got me again