@weinerdog4life: You are all invited to my murder shed, I mean my shed
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@SoulYodeler: Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your "wenital werpes" *winks*
@longwall26: Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
@JimNorton: I just got a text from a number I don't recognize saying, 'You're an embarrassment of a son'. I've narrowed it down to 2 people.
@thedayofthedot: there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people.