@vapidaccount: You are the pebble in my shoe of people.
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@Naggalie: I ordered a coffee and the barista asked what size. I told her size didn't matter. We laughed. Then she gave me an extra large coffee.
@SharkJelly: [1hr before date] Me: (to waiter) So when I order the extra spicy chicken you say 'brave choice sir' and then bring the Lemon Herb chicken
@Phook75: If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats