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@mentalsweats: You are the toothpaste to my orange juice.
@cool_pond: replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground
@Dunn_Right: Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax
We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA
Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying
@amydillon: "Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, GUYS!"
@trouteyes: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
No mate, sounds shit.
@mrtruthandsoul: *breaks out of prison
*hunted by police for weeks
*crawls thru 22 miles of mud to your house*
Me: <taps on your window> DID YOU GET MY TEXT?