@mentalsweats: You are the toothpaste to my orange juice.
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@mattZillaaaa: I just want to be high enough on the corporate ladder so I can walk around the office and yell at ppl while I'm eating a salad
@LuckoftheDraw86: Seriously. Who gets "regular strength" ANYTHING?! "Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."
@MaraWritesStuff: *Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack.
@mitushi: Apple managed to launch IPhone 8 and make it outdated all in a span of 25 minutes #AppleEvent