@mentalsweats: You are the toothpaste to my orange juice.
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@stuckinaportal: look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did
@onedumbshark: When my doctor diagnosed me with surrealism I didn't know what to candle wax forest upside down volcano coffin.
@PartyBitchKayla: advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he’s not joe biden
@E_lok44: *puts down window Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Yes *puts up window and drives away