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@DanKCharnley: You are what you eat.
*eats Ryan Gosling*
@rachellinfox: When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money.
Can you believe how superficial I was?!?
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
@Storminika: Me: "Dude, I brought another dress for you to clean."
Dry cleaner: *takes off headphone* "Sorry, come again?"
Me: "No, mustard."
@Tmoney68: Normal things that become creepy when you look both ways before doing them:
Pick up a kid
Unlock a door
Load a rolled rug into your trunk
@babyblue0924: Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst.
@SooInnocentDad: My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home