@kimwilliamz: You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog.
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@dubstep4dads: ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed
@Kayditty: The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store.
@dafloydsta: [movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO