@kimwilliamz: You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog.
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@KendellMadden: "I know, right?!!" Is the WRONG thing to say when my neighbor tells me that his wife is wild in bed. Lesson learned.
@Sassafrantz: Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.
@TheAlexNevil: How come when a child shouts "This is dumb" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?