@ElodiaHugesfxh: "You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can't you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"
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@hollywoodsigh: I'm at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to shit faster because it's cold.