@possibilyss: You better lock your doors tonight, person who taught my parents texting.
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@KeetPotato: doctor: "is there anything that runs in the family?" wife: "hm not really" me: "the dog jogs a lot"
@DigitalDropz: My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
@Thedudish: That awkward moment when your girlfriend is looking up for a noodles recipe on your computer and opens a file called "Asian."