@possibilyss: You better lock your doors tonight, person who taught my parents texting.
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@MelvinofYork: Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?
@Kyle_Lippert: There are 5 things I really hate: 1) Racists. 2) People who can't spell. 3) Math 4) Whyte people
@doktorj: Ziiipppp, zip, zip, zip, ziiiipppp! *Me, dramatically ending a marital spat during a camping trip