@GonzoVice: You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
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@AsgardianRose: Her: We had the baby! She is 7lbs 3oz, born at 9:08am. We'll be naming her tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow is a terrible name for a baby, tbh.
@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: You put "summoning demons" as a special skill? ME: That's right. INTERVIEWER: *sweating profusely* When can you start?
@ReelQuinn: I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think I'm part of the team.