@GonzoVice: You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Got the dermatologist recommended detergent and dryer sheets and I'm pretty sure it would've been cheaper to just buy a whole new body.
@TheCatWhisprer: MAN: [after being mauled by a bear] oh it's just a scratch MAN: [with a cold] omg i can't breathe i think i'm dying
@noog: Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG
@H0TMessBarbie: I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore.