@GonzoVice: You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
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@ReAnim8ed_: Officer, if I can't stand in the shoulder of the road, screaming and crying, then maybe they shouldn't call it the breakdown lane.
@2tickytacky: If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield.