@slaughthie: You breed dogs? Don't they do that on their own?
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@Thee1_4U: Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I've been one for 30 some years now.
@lafpgh: Sure, I'd love to Skype with you. Just hold on a sec while I brush my hair and undergo various cosmetic surgery procedures.
@djderk: Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries.