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@slaughthie: You breed dogs? Don't they do that on their own?
@sofarrsogud: ME: This is false advertising. I've been here an hour and nobody has even touched me. So lonely.
COP: Again, not what a holding cell is for
@SnizzleFrizzle: "The pleasure is all mine"
Omg you're so selfish
@Crunk_Jews: Tell me, "everything happens for a reason" so I know you're an idiot.
@UkeOfEarl1: [Working in a hospital]
ME: Well, this guy's autopsy is done
NURSE: You mean tonsillectomy
ME: Uh oh
@pattioshankable: Think having your kid hear you having sex is the worst? NOPE! Having your kid run into the room with a light saber to save you...MUCH WORSE!