@mdob11: You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: *calls* How are my kids? Grandma: We're having so much fun Me: Maybe they can stay with you a few extra- Grandma: Come get your kids.
@crushingbort: Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling "white people milk" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street
@dumbbeezie: "You ruined everything." -People exaggerating when you only ruined like one or two things, tops