@mdob11: You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out.
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@13spencer: Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet.
@PellMull: Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history.
@Sassafrantz: What a beautiful day! The sun's shining, the birds are singing, the neighbor's dog is taking a huge crap on my lawn...