@mdob11: You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out.
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@shariv67: We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Of all the millions and trillions of literary devices, hyperbole is my favorite.
@Ristolable: I like telling people to "grow up" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say "Took my advice I see"
@knot_eye: "Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..." - condescending con descending