@TheTweetOfGod: You call it lightning. I call it targeted airstrikes.
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@Jandalize: Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?
@velvettusk: My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can’t afford another malpractice suit.