@UberFacts: A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games.

@13spencer: I keep having to remind myself that an "oral history" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.

@InternetHippo: me: lord if you’re up there, give me a sign booming voice from above: LOG OFF me: that could’ve been anyone

@MarcusTheToken: A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you.

@Dawn_M_: Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves.