@TheTweetOfGod: You call it lightning. I call it targeted airstrikes.
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@BGH70: On average, it takes a person 7 minutes to fall asleep… 2.5, if Tammy from purchasing is telling you about her weekend.
@ArfMeasures: ME: I dislike myself THERAPIST: That's quite common ME: Really? THERAPIST: Yes, for example, I don't like you