@TheTweetOfGod: You call it lightning. I call it targeted airstrikes.
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@carlyken: If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours.
@Breadery: Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce.
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks
@kellysdf: Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end.