@shatterpants: You call it premature ejaculation, I call it being 15 minutes early.
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@Prof_Hinkley: What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus
@qwertying: Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?
@ericonederful: Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider.