@shatterpants: You call it premature ejaculation, I call it being 15 minutes early.
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@TuffyNyC: I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!
@jus4golf: I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B.
@68Cly29: I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane