@JasonBerlin: You call it the Friend Zone. I call it Palcatraz.
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@FilthyRichmond: I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, "Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!"
@Sickayduh: When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face
@DaHess1: You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.