@TheTweetOfGod: You call them natural disasters. I call them destructive criticism.
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@davidkenny100: Actually, no I don't spend my day arguing and working on format tweets! Narrator: he does though Shut up Narrator: you shut up!
@online_shawn: I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning
@IamEveryDayPpl: That awkward moment when you flirt with a guy whose staring at you in the Waffle House, but really he just died there with his eyes open...