@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.
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@samuelhlowe: -Do you take drugs? -No. -Ever tried them? -Never. -You seem very nervous. -I'm just not used to being questioned by a unicorn.
@Michael_Erhart: "Now?" "Not yet." "Now?" "Not quite." *Car approaches* "Now?" "Now." -Deer crossing the road
@pinupteacher: The "Ooooo" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower.