@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know
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@backporchlady: Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go.
@bigmacher: Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now.
@Skullcat: Hate to brag, but a cute fireman gave me his number today. It's only 3 digits & he said it's only for emergencies, but I know what he meant