@leechee420: You can be anyone you want on twitter, so I'm a little surprised so many guys chose "creepy weird dude."
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@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
@jazmasta: Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns.
@rickolantern: Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying "you know, the hot blond" is conducive to sofa sleeping.