@ilikeyouguys: You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check
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@Michael1979: Very important new poster I stuck up in town today. This is my first step towards becoming a great businessman
@BCMontgo: Then she had the nerve to tell me I had control issues! I'll do this part. *takes scalpel from my surgeon* Surgeon: You should be asleep.
@NateMorrising: I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery.