@ilikeyouguys: You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check
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@briangaar: Sorry babe, you knew you were dating a bad boy [shuffles Pokemon cards without the plastic covers]
@BurbidgeJames: "If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience." Back to school for you My friend!
@shutupmikeginn: Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store