@evanR39: You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly.
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@alicewhitey: Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now.
@TheTweetOfGod: Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? 'Cause I assume you've thought that through.
@jjhartinger: Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00.
@rhysjamesy: Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT.