@iRowlf: You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up.
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@Midgetspar: Being a "Hopeless Romantic" sounds kinda depressing. "Pull my chair out for me?" .. "I'd love to, but I've given up."
@ehdannyboy: "I'm leaving you" "why?" "Your jokes are old and tiresome" "but, I can updog" "What's updog?" "NOTHIN, WHAT'S UP WI-" *slams door*
@DurtMcHurtt: [laying on the hood of a car, gazing at the stars] I bet zebras make piano sounds when you pet them.