@ibid78: You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome.
@chrisdowning: Why do people say "get well soon"?
Why don't you want me to get well now?
@Reverend_Scott: [shows up 2 hours late for interview]
Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair.
@CWKhalil: Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money.
@UnFitz: "I got you, babe."
@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.