@ibid78: You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome.
@seanyeatts: Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle.
@DowntimeDad: If you drop a peanut in a shag rug forget it, let it go.
@EJGomez: teacher: "there are no stupid questions"
me: "ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"
@TheLastPeg: She- get lost
Me- *jumps in her wardrobe*
@ch000ch: [time traveler returns home to 1881] guys i forgot to grab the cure for malaria but here's some...DORITOS LOCOS TACOS [loud cheering]