@WheelTod: "You can hide but you can't run,"
-- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids
@_Water_Baby: Some choices are easier than others:
An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt.
At least if I die my hair will be cute.
@ConanOBrien: According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the Vice President becomes the executive producer of “The Apprentice.”
@cat_whisperer_: Breaking: New torture report reveals CIA use of Facebook Year In Review videos.
@robfee: ♫ Cause the players gonna play play play
The haters gonna hate hate hate
Baby Im just gonna bottle it all up & develop severe trust issues ♫
@tpurvis06: If men had periods our commercials would be awesome...