@WheelTod: "You can hide but you can't run,"
-- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids
@Bill_Nye_Tho: SHOUTS OUT TO UTERUSES, THE ORIGINAL 3-D PRINTERS
@slimmy_shady: Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat.
@WildeThingy: Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence.
Or, as I call it, tweeting.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do.
@DurtMcHurtt: [throws salad into a garden]
Go home boy...you're free now.