@WheelTod: "You can hide but you can't run,"
-- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids
@economybacon: Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting!
Doug: um, I don't know Kung f--
Carl: except for Doug from accounting
@TheDairylandDon: Mah Dearest Emma,
War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.
@alfageeek: 9: My room is clean.
Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
@Ellierocks2013: Door says push.. I pull.. If it says pull I push.. I'm ether a hardcore Rebel or I need glasses...
@velvettusk: ♫ Is this the real life?
Are you a manatee?
Let’s beat up french fries
I should lay off the LSD ♫